Wednesday, February 28, 2007

West Beat

The struggle for RASEED on cellular phones rages on, one ringer callers are on the rise.
The notion of YUBU Y'EDERU expectation, occupies a big space of the average person's mind.
TEE' MAFEESH MINA HA ALKLAM is also blowing full force around the circles of rumors.
While followers of LAJANEB are happy with the crumbs of M'AASH given to them, area woman constantly pushes her sons & daughters to be followers of LAJANEB scheme.
AL-HUFRA on the entrance of area streets is still UN attended, it is waiting for SHARIKA AJNABEEAH to fix it.
More area people are attending KURSAT of Computer and LUGAT.
Area girls kept up the search for a RAJEL to marry for salvation, while HOOB under the ZAYTOUNA rages on full force.
The culture of as long as AL-KNASAH BARA MIN ALHOOSH I am happy, is still predominant.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Libya Beat

When the culture of FESES is the dominant environment in the Libyan society, there will be no more than HASAS as a result of it, the culture is going through a redefinition from all perspective including the concept of WA'NAS, people complain about not finding the old spirit, and how WAHDANY is everyone.

The SHUFU culture and SHUNU SAR are predominantly creeping since the development of the HASASAH minds has reached its peak with the opening up of the BIJNES arena.

The area man with his M'NOUR YA BISA attitude has it's resonance in poorer yet rather intellectual neighborhoods, the ISTANA game rages on DEEMA, DEEMA.

The neighbors AYT H'SAYN, HAWALOO to another area and B'NAU in a better neighborhood.

Area woman have kept with the ZLOOF, while the JAMIYAH is the most popular form of sharing.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Reasons NOT to Get Married

I found these coments on the net, they are so funny. I f you feel you have some thing to add, please feel free, I will post them.

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! * Anonymous

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. * Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. * Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. * Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. * Sam Kinison

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. * H. L. Mencken

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of least he'll shut up after you let him in!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled, "It really works!"

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful."

Thats it folks.