Reasons NOT to Get Married

I found these coments on the net, they are so funny. I f you feel you have some thing to add, please feel free, I will post them.

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! * Anonymous

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. * Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. * Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. * Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. * Sam Kinison

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. * H. L. Mencken

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled, "It really works!"

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful."

Thats it folks.